Ho hum, I’m a weary old hat. Nothing to see here. I’ve been on lots of heads in my day, but someone cast me aside, into this stark cream-colored room. Now I sit here, with nothing to do, nowhere to go. I’m just... a boring... old... hat.
(Did everybody else leave? Good! It’s just you and me now. Look, I have $150 under me. And it might be yours! For a chance to win this cash, take the short survey to the left. (Not working? That means you may have already taken this survey, or one similar; see below for how to enter regardless.) Then email your answer to the last question to email@example.com (subject line: “Hat Dollaz”), and you’ll have a chance to win the $150!)
Just a hat.
Standard contest rules apply. Only open to US residents. To enter, take the survey to your left, then email your answer to the last question to firstname.lastname@example.org with “Hat Dollaz” as the subject line. (Not working? That means you may have already taken this survey, or one like it; you can still enter the contest by sending the first word of the first survey question to email@example.com with “Hat Dollaz” as the subject line. Still not seeing it? You may have an ad blocker turned on.) You can also enter by sending your answer to the last survey question (or the first word of the survey) and your contact information to Gawker Media, Attn: Hat Dollaz, 114 Fifth Avenue, Second Floor, New York, NY 10011. The survey began on November 18 at 12:00 PM ET and ends on March 31, 2016 at 11:59 AM ET.
Photo by Ivy Dawned.