All Lamps Have Genies Inside. I'll Prove It With $150.

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Yes, I know I look like a boring-ass lamp that your mom bought from some big box store, and not an exotic oil lamp from a fairy tale. But did you know that ALL lamps have genies inside? It’s true. I go about my day getting “lamp-shamed,” and it’s totally unfair. “Stupid lamp,” people say. “Looking all generic and stuff.” Well there’s a genie in me!


Here, I’ll prove it. Take the short survey to the left and there’s a chance that the genie within me will grant you your wildest fantasy, provided that your wildest fantasy is a $150 Visa gift card. To enter, send your answer to the last survey question to surveys@gawker.com (subject line: “Lamp Genie Visa Gift Card Survey”), along with what you plan to buy with this genie-granted prize. We will pick the most creative answer to win $150!

Contest Rules

Standard contest rules apply. Only open to US residents. If the survey is not working or you don’t see it, you can still enter by sending your answer to what you intend to buy with the gift card to Gawker Media, Attn: Lamp Genie Visa Gift Card Survey, 114 Fifth Ave., 2nd fl., New York, NY 10011. This contest began on 3/28/16 at 12 PM ET and ends on 6/6/16 at 11:59 PM ET.


Photo by Hinchcliffe.

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