Psst. Hey, you. Want $150?

When I saw you scrolling by I pegged you for the type of kid who could use $150. Wait, don’t click away, I don’t mean that in a bad way. I can just tell that you know the value of a little extra scratch. That’s a compliment, kid. It means you ain’t like the rest of these chumps, chuckin’ clams at yesterday’s…